The Emirate of Slovak Emirate is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.087 billion Slovak Emirateans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brafislava. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.4%.

The powerhouse Slovak Emiratean economy, worth 94.3 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 86,761 Euros, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 487,349 per year while the poor average 7,640, a ratio of 63.8 to 1.

Passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, and the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slovak Emirate's national animal is the OROL SKALNY.

Slovak Emirate is ranked 134,815^th in the world and 643^rd in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 727.05 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.